if I had a dollar for every time I was more fabulous than you
(Source: seeaann, via finish-with-fitness)
OH my God mum I’m not ‘over eating’ because the weather is getting colder I’m ‘bulking’ so that when winter comes my sheer burly strength will leave me the only survivor. Gosh.
she was a girl
he was a boy
can i make it any more convoluted and unnecessarily complicated
(via i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman)